I say we leave the aliens alone. Not much good can come from bothering them.
This has been “One Man’s Take, by Taylor Berman,” a recurring showcase of opinion writing. Previously: Holidays. Corn. Websites. New sports. The moon. True Detective. Fear. Perfume.Nuggets. Kanye West. Education. Chefs. Flip-flops. Children’s shows. Lines. The sea.
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