People say aquariums are evil. I’d argue that it’s the ocean itself that’s evil.

This has been “One Man’s Take, by Taylor Berman,” a recurring showcase of opinion writing. Previously: Holidays. Corn. Websites. New sports. The moon. True Detective. Fear. Perfume. Nuggets. Kanye West. Education. Chefs. Flip-flops. Children’s shows. Lines.

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